Saturday, August 29, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
When I die.....
I want these songs played at my funeral.
I'm not even kidding. I want to be buried in a black t-shirt with this photo ironed on the front.
I want these guys to be my pallbearers.
And I'd hope anyone attending would dress in something bright, with a large hat. May I please recommend either of these:
As for my funeral? I don't want some priest blessing my coffin in a church! What good will it do? I want to have my coffin propped up in front of a tree. A tree that stands alone in a large flat field. Something like:
I want my coffin open, propped up, so my body stares down with it's arms crossed like an X and fingers throwing devil horns. I'd also like to be wearing sunglasses. But not some designer Ed Hardy print glasses! I'm talking more like the pair Bill Hicks or the Blues Brothers wore.
And flanking my casket must be two fully stocked bars (open of course), with bartenders only making boat drinks.
All in attendance must carry 9mm handguns, with blanks of course. Whenever Matador and Os Mutantes comes on the speakers, everyone must raise their guns in the air, pop off a few rounds, scream a whole hell of a lot, and dance. If they don't dance, they must be shot with real bullets.
I'm not even kidding. I want to be buried in a black t-shirt with this photo ironed on the front.
I want these guys to be my pallbearers.
And I'd hope anyone attending would dress in something bright, with a large hat. May I please recommend either of these:
As for my funeral? I don't want some priest blessing my coffin in a church! What good will it do? I want to have my coffin propped up in front of a tree. A tree that stands alone in a large flat field. Something like:
I want my coffin open, propped up, so my body stares down with it's arms crossed like an X and fingers throwing devil horns. I'd also like to be wearing sunglasses. But not some designer Ed Hardy print glasses! I'm talking more like the pair Bill Hicks or the Blues Brothers wore.
And flanking my casket must be two fully stocked bars (open of course), with bartenders only making boat drinks.
All in attendance must carry 9mm handguns, with blanks of course. Whenever Matador and Os Mutantes comes on the speakers, everyone must raise their guns in the air, pop off a few rounds, scream a whole hell of a lot, and dance. If they don't dance, they must be shot with real bullets.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Good music that's free!
DJ Monchan (from Daily Sessions) contacted me through my craigslist posting. (NO! I wasn't looking for young boys in chaps or old ladies into torture!) I had posted in hopes of getting more DJ gigs around Brooklyn. So far, no luck. BUT, Monchan asked me to play on his radio show, and I'm excited to do so. I'll be playing from 8pm-10pm (EST), and the show will be archived on the site. I think it will be mix #289. Definitely check out the other mixes as well. There is a ton of good funk, soul, house, techno, hip hop, and reggae mixes.
http://dailysession.com/category/radio-shows/
While on the site, check out the rest of it. There is solid content and links on there as well.
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