Saturday, April 4, 2009

Gypsy cabs vs. Drunk Dipshit



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So Thursday night I go down to Park Slope for my buddy Smut's Cd Release party. I get there on an empty stomach and with an itching to line my gut with rum. Even though I ate two "Dub pies" (small toaster pot pies), I don't feel I helped the situation at all, and continued to drink. But I drank and drank, and didn't really know I was actually getting drunk, but, I did. Drunk enough to leave my phone in a gypsy cab who's company name I do not know.

Ahhhh the joys of alcohol.

So today I stopped service and found out my contract is up for renewal on Monday. So I'm waiting to get my "free" phone. Thank you alcohol, you had perfect timing this time.


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